Dear IKEA,
Although it was inexpensive compared to other leading brands, your toothpaste with the red crab image on the tube is the most unpleasant oral hygiene product it has been my misfortune to use. I have not been so disappointed in a dentifrice since, as a child spending the weekend with my grandparents, I squeezed something called 'Preparation H' onto my C3PO toothbrush after assuming the 'H' meant 'Halitosis'. I would make the same suggestion to you now as I did in my letter of complaint to the American Home Products company back then: Needs. More. Mint.
Sincerely,
Robert Holladay
Although it was inexpensive compared to other leading brands, your toothpaste with the red crab image on the tube is the most unpleasant oral hygiene product it has been my misfortune to use. I have not been so disappointed in a dentifrice since, as a child spending the weekend with my grandparents, I squeezed something called 'Preparation H' onto my C3PO toothbrush after assuming the 'H' meant 'Halitosis'. I would make the same suggestion to you now as I did in my letter of complaint to the American Home Products company back then: Needs. More. Mint.
Sincerely,
Robert Holladay
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